Rainbows and puppies...

And all things needed for My Little Pony play :D

Broken English

May one go to the bathroom please?

After thinking about it for an age, mostly to hear one beg, He agreed. Do be careful though He admonished, we can't afford another toilet.

The plugs only do that when they have been worn for a while. Right now everything is too swollen and abraded for it to shoot out like that.

So I just need to keep using it repeatedly in between jamming it back in He said

That's what you got from that conversation?

Well yes He said, sounding surprised that one wasn't on the same page as him

Sighs this is the communication stuff that they don't tell you about... when one of you speaks a different language

Choosing the right choice

When we get home I am going to pull that plug out and fuck you in the arse He announced as we drove along.

Are you now?

You say that as though you have some choice in the matter He said.

Well one always has choice, people on Fet said so

Yes you do He agreed

Looking at Him, somewhat nonplussed by that response, one enquired as to the catch...

There are always catches

You have the choice to have mutually beneficial anal sex with lube or I will pin you down and fuck you in the arse He replied.

You know that coasts along the edge of rape and is illegal...

See time on Fet is always informative...

Which also makes you something of an abuser...

Again, time on Fet is never wasted

He sighed and explained carefully, as you do to a particularly obtuse child, that it was simply a choice and that all one had to do was make the right choice

Mutters sometimes one gets the feeling He is doing it wrong, that or people on Fet are...

Something blue

At the moment one is wearing an XL Rosebud butt plug. They haven't been worn for a while, as one got bigger they pulled and tugged too much for comfort and so we switched over to the much smaller (by comparison) Njoy. Now, having lost all the weight, it seemed time to get back into them as they are much prettier.

So how does it feel, He enquired over breakfast at the jetty

Um... it's kinda strange. You don't feel the Njoy at all. It just sits there minding its own business. The rosebud you can feel as you walk around. To be honest one never realised that there was a difference. It sort of feels like being fingered in the arse.

Is it arousing He asked

Maybe.... it never pays to sound too happy round here, nothing good ever comes of that

Does it, He persisted

Well yes, a little one admitted, squirming around

Oh I might have to check that out when we get home He said with a smirk

Sighs see no good at all :(

Running out the door

Wallet   Check

Bag   Check

Water   Check

Sunglasses   Where the heck are they?   Check

Shove on shoes   Check

Butt plug in   Check

Knickers   Doesn't occur to one small slave. In fact it doesn't occur until stretched out on an examination table, wearing a shortish skirt, having electrodes attached to assorted body parts.

Seriously why does one never think of them? Other people seem to manage just fine.

Sighs how hard can it be?

Timing is everything

He rolled open the heavy glass door and stood there on the step, blinking a little as his eyes adjusted to the light...

Guess what?

There was some more blinking that one gleefully interrupted to announce; one of us has five days off

The blinking stopped as the eyes narrowed in annoyance

How did that happen He asked, in a tone that wasn't the least bit happy.

Don't know, don't care, but one of us isn't working the Christmas.

It's the first Christmas off in five (?) years. Now don't get one wrong. As many of you realise one is something of a seasonal Grinch, but time off on the company's dime is not, repeat not, to be sneered at. Particularly when that afore mentioned time so neatly and conveniently tacks onto the normal three day weekend.

The glare became more of a scowl before an unholy light started to shine out of them. The lip quirked up to form a rather unpleasant line...

Well that should give us some time to get back to that anal training. By the end there you should be back in that big plug. And I guess it will be an opportunity to have all sorts of little services performed.

His scowl had transformed into a very happy smile.

Sighs maybe one should have waited to tell Him the good news... you know... like on the day

Holidays suck!

Anchors away

Closing the door and locking it firmly against the rest of our life we dove into the basket of promise...

What was pulled out was an anchor butt plug; essentially a metal ball that floats along a curved bar. We have a couple of these, but this is the small single ball kind.

The implement:

• A ball measuring approx. 1" (2.5 cm) wide or 5" (12.5 cm) in circumference
•  Set atop a rod about 2 3/4" (6 cm) long
• A curved bar about 4" (10 cm) in length with a small ball on each end to stop it falling off
• One ball on the bar unscrews to allow the pieces to be cleaned
• In the more expensive versions the large ball can also be unscrewed for better cleaning

The pros:

• It's surprisingly comfortable to wear
• Could be used by any level of experience
• Made from easy to clean and sterilise stainless steel

The cons:

• If you listen very carefully it clanks when you walk

Over all though that slight clank is overcome by the high level of comfort and it is a good addition to any toy box... it might even be fun to wear out... somewhere noisy J
If you are going to use in once a while then you can probably get away with the less expensive version, but if you are planning on using this a lot spend the extra money and get the kind that can be completely dismantled.