Clejuso #13 handcuffs

These cuffs arrived a while ago and although they have had an airing the thought occurred that they probably should have a review in their own right.

The implement:

• A pair of the second heaviest handcuffs in the world... their big brother is about 1.3 kg...they weigh in at about a kilo (2.2 lbs)
• They are 2.5 cm (1") thick
• They feature a double locking mechanism
• Multiple ratchet settings so they will fit a small or large wrist easily
• Made from nickel plated steel

The pros:

• Due to their shape and thickness they do not cut or dig in
• They do not pinch
• They seem to leave virtually no marks
• They look sexy J

The cons:

• They are very heavy for a girl to wear... or for that matter a smaller man
• There is no escape
• If you wriggle around they will tighten 

These handcuffs are fabulous to look at, but they are not for the faint hearted or the weak of limb J

Update...

This is proof that the gods do not protect one small dragonshrew

As we were chatting over a very nice bacon breakfast the postie tooted his horn and there they were...

Beautifully wrapped and passed through customs

 

The second heaviest cuffs in the world... for once He chose not to go with his personal motto of go big or go home and elected to not get the 1.3kg model, settling instead for the 1kg model. Thrilled beyond belief He slapped them on and proceeded to put his cold, cold hands on any bit of warm slave flesh he could reach. He was completely undeterred by the struggles and screams of "hate you, you miserable fucking shit" that echoed throughout our tiny domicile L

And worst of all, in spite of the struggles and their weight, the cuffs left no trace at all.

For a change one can't point to bruises and cite abuse

This is not going to end well for one small dragonshrew

Bastard!

Today's plug...

Is the XS MEO...

This was taken with the phone as one was stretched across His thighs. It turned out to be a dangerous space. Every time one tried to squirm off His lap he just spread his thighs a little further apart L

MEO twist n suck

Carefully tucked in an order was a box of these... in six sizes no less.

 The pros:

• There is something for everyone
• They come ranging from nipple sized to you could probably get most of a breast in there sized
• They have a very good grip
• You can tighten them unmercifully if you are feeling mean

The cons:

• They can be tightened unmercifully... those fuckers can hurt in the right wrong hands
• Probably should have been called the lick, twist n suck as you need moisture to form a seal

He tried these out while one was incapacitated yesterday... the vile beast! They are an interesting sensation and had one not been tied up at the time there might have been time to explore them further... rather than being distracted by Him. The body really can only focus on one type of pain at a time... glares pointedly at a certain someone. If you like nipple/ breast torture though these are a handy things to have round the house J

Comparing two "permanent" plugs

A reader from Berlin "kink capital and fisting central of Europe" had a few questions and it was going to be a lengthy reply... not to mention they were good questions to share... so one thought it easier to do it as a blog post.

XS, Permanent, SM MEO

The reader was curious about the permanent plug and the MEO anal stretching ring. In the past one has compared the permanent plug and the large Njoy and as one commented then, there is little out there that compares them side by side. The same seems to be the case for the permanent plug and the MEOs. In this blog post one is going to comparing the small permanent plug and the XS MEO as they are the closest in size.

As always this is from a personal perspective only and one takes no responsibility for the wonderful differences that make humans unique... not to mention the silly things you readers may try J

Did the closing plug only pop out of the XS MEO or does it do it on all sizes?

The closing plug slipped out due to too much lube and not being pushed in far enough. We found that if it was pushed in firmly until it was slightly below the surface of the outer ring it stayed in. The trouble was that it was very hard to do this when the MEO was in... the whole thing just moved. He said it was because the XS wasn't big enough... well he would wouldn't he L

The other problem with pushing it in that far is that the only way you can remove the plug is to remove the MEO and push it out from the top with some sort of utensil. It was this way for all the sizes of the MEOs. All in all it is not the best closing mechanism on the market, but no one has come up with an ideal solution.

Can the permanent plug slip all the way in and can it be sat down on with the ring shaped plug in?

As one explains below yes it can slip in and no, you cannot sit down easily on the ring. It is just that bit too long for comfort L

Both plugs seem to be a similar size and shape... do they both slip in and how do you get them out if they do?

They are a similar shape... but not identical as you can see from the picture. The curve on the permanent plug is slightly smoother and the lip not quite so pronounced. With the longer closing plug it means that if you sit down on it your arse it is more likely to eat the plug... especially if you are an experienced anal player.

Now this is where we get to the "not for the squeamish" section.

Do not read this if you are easily upset or eating

Stop peeking J

Now a plug slipping in is often the worst fear of all anal players, but usually it is no big deal providing it doesn't slip in too far. Generally the easiest way to remove a plug is to squat down. Now you might give some thought to not doing this over a toilet... those plugs are heavy and come out like missiles. They can crack a toilet as we found to our... expense. Be smart, do it over a floor that can be cleaned or a towel. Bear down gently rather like you were trying to pass a stool. Those muscles combined with gravity will do their job. Do not panic... just persist gently. It will get within reach and...

If you had to choose between the two which one would you choose?

In some ways it is like trying to compare apples and oranges. Yes they are both butt plugs. Yes they are both designed to do similar things. But... there is always one of those... the permanent plug was designed to be used as a convenient enema plug while the other one wasn't designed with that in mind. Personally one loves the permanent plug as an enema nozzle and it is a permanent fixture in the shower attached to its special hose.

Over all the MEO anal stretching ring is a better plug if you want something to wear because it doesn't have that extended closure attached to it. Mind you it doesn't have the convenience of that ring should it get lost.

If one was forced to choose one would say the MEO, but only because it is slightly more practical for long term wear in that you can sit down on it and it is less likely to be eaten J

Lady's choice

What would you like to try today He asked, a gleam backlighting his eyes. See we both woke up feeling human and decided to cash in on it before life conspired to strike us down.

Well one has been dying to try out the MEO Tosu Two since it arrived...

You don't think that's a bit ambitious He enquired?

It's not that big...

And it isn't in comparison to some things... like that bloody speculum that currently lives on His desk... a mute threat and a promise all rolled into one. Honestly after sitting next to that typing away you perspective comes away quite changed... but that is a story for another time. The Tosu Two has an insertable length of about 14cm (5.5") and is about 5cm (2"). In other words it is a bit smaller than the Rascal Bum Rush, though their bases are the same size. It is however, substantially heavier weighing in at about 600gms (about 1lb 5oz).

The pros

• That tapered shape that makes inserting a breeze
• Made from bright red aluminium... red makes everything better
• Easy to clean
• Large, but not enormous
• It has ball bearings in it so it works on the same principle as Newtons Cradle... rocking back and forth sets the bearings in motion and mimics being fucked
• Heavy... you know it is there
• The enormous base is very stable so it is possible to set it on a table and ease onto it 

The cons

• Large
• And as noisy as hell... even the arse didn't muffle the noise 

Now just as one predicted the other day it is a doable plug. That elongated metal form slid in like a knife into butter. And was quite comfortable once in... though ridged. The idea of this plug is that when on your knees you can rock back and forth and it mimics the sensation of being fucked. Of course being somewhat lazier in inclination one prevailed on Him to do the work... it is far easier being propelled along on the end of someone's dick that doing all that work yourself. And being a girl one does have the advantages of two holes, conveniently located near each other J 

So how was it you may be wondering? Well not quite what one expected. Oh it did mimic the sensation... if you have always imagined being fucked feeling like someone has a metal can in your arse with bearings in it. They did roll back and forth and hit the ends in a pleasing manner... It just wasn't quite the same as the real thing. To be honest one isn't convinced that most wouldn't prefer the real thing. Nevertheless it was interesting and one did have a wonderful orgasm...

So if you have some spare money and want something different this may be for you. If you have a sex swing it might be a fabulous plug to try. It just didn't rock one small slave's world...

As well say as...

The juicer J

Or the absolute reaming... where He kept pulling right out and slamming back in (sometimes known as high diving)... he gave one's arse later on that sent one into post coital coma for about two and a half hours J

Mooning around

The moon is at its closest to earth and it won't be like this again for over a hundred years...

We managed to catch the tail end of the Perigee Moon. Seriously, that was as exciting as the day got for one small slave and that wasn't until the night. The virus that one thought was finally shaken came back for yet another swing and the rest of the day bracketed a three hour nap. Actually it was more a coma than a nap if one is going to be honestly.

The only highlight, other than the moon, is that the hated dreaded loathed collar is off again. Mainly because its slight added weight is enough to make one cry out in pain whenever the shoulders are moved. This sucks! Hopefully tomorrow will be less painful... well less of the type of pain one feels little enjoyment of at any rate J

Frankly one is of the opinion that more time should be spent doing things like this...

Found the other day when looking for the picture used yesterday. This is the MEO locking plug in its unlocked state.

On being a muse

Many moons ago one asked Him why he didn't write odes and sonnets to one small... at the time... voracious cougar... and he said one didn't inspire him. Now being a woman one was slightly miffed at hearing that. Hell no woman wants to find out she isn't muse material. Well it seems He just wasn't looking in the right place...

Someone else did however, and lately it came to ones attention that this picture inspired more than just the odd comment and bit of reblogging. One person reblogged it on their tumblr and it was complete with a little story. And well worth a read that story is too...

Oh not for it erotic appeal... though it may have some

And not for its blatantly rampant levels of fantasy... not to mention its slight withholding of the truth

No, the posts real attraction is the humour....

Now some of the humour is accidental...

Little things like the person obviously hadn't read one's blog... the word contract was a dead giveaway. That and their very hazy idea about bowel movements... or what issues you would have closing the plug enough to remove it if you mistimed things (so to speak). And let us not mention the trouble you would have after leaving it in for the 48 hours like they said happened. Mind you that would probably give some staff member in the local ER a story to laugh about for years to come.

Oh and the comment by the outraged reader was a classic... and something of an added bonus in the laughter stakes.

No, the humour (and what tickled the funny bone enough to make one laugh uproariously) was that in the tale one's arse has somehow managed to become so much younger than the rest of the body.

The only thing one can think is that because the arse spends most of its time being dragged along it has ended up in a different time continuum. In that zone things move much more slowly... well they are behind in everything... and subsequently it hasn't aged as fast as the rest of the body.

It's the only reason one can imagine why one's arse is now 28...

Well that and the fact that it is always late...maybe that was what happened. Its constant tardiness meant it was late for all of those birthdays... those incremental moments must have added up to years at the end.

Maybe He just has a real talent for making the arse look its best... 

Love is...

Warm... well He said he was just warming it up 'cos it felt cold

Thoughtful... hence the MEO plug (in this case the small) right before trying to stuff a hand in there

And sometimes it is cruel to be kind... in this case Histora's bloody paddles, well her owners at any rate

It is not love to keep poking the bruises on Valentine's Day while asking does this hurt?

Asking for it

How are you feeling He asked?

Those slave senses started to tingle...

Um... bloody sore. In fact the only thing that doesn't hurt is the arse. Seeing His eyes glimmer one hastened to add this part, clearly indicating gluteus maximus, medius and minimus with frantic hand signals.

I can fix that He replied.

See this is why we switched to verbal communication because hand signals are woefully inadequate for most. It is the only explanation for why He got it so wrong and spent the rest of the day trying to stuff large things in one's arse L 

Starting with the x-small and then the small (which is a lie) MEO in He moved to the medium (again a lie, there it is in the middle) and spent some considerable time trying to get it in there. The arse said no. Which was so frustrating... it was so close and it just wouldn't go any further. We did however try out a new lube called Man's Grease... OMG that stuff is so good for large toys.

So He switched tactics and started fisting the arse... and that was where things started to go a little wrong. . The Man's Grease just allowed the hand to slip in and out... it felt soooo good. It fact it felt a little too good because it was almost impossible to not orgasm. That was the thing He was trying to avoid because after one cums, the damn thing closes up tighter than any amphibian.

In a flash of inspiration He thought he would try out the glass toy on the right. It is a similar size to the medium MEO, but a different shape. Again it would only go so far... that last blue line to be precise. And then things went a little wrong. With an almighty shudder the body orgasmed and everything went no... including one small slave. 

So.... things we learnt;

• Man's Grease is an awesome lube for big things
• The arse can win a round
• Man's Grease can make things very slippery for a while afterwards, though it does wash of toys and skin way better than silicone lube does
• There is a sore spot between gluteus maximus, medius and minimus that has added yet another thing to the list of aches and pains L

The MEO expanding and locking plug

Based on a scaled down medieval torture device, this butt plug has a push down button that causes the plug to expand when inside you. This makes it blossom to about three times its original size. It is then locked in place so it cannot be removed by the wearer without a key. Made from stainless steel it is nickel free and easy to clean... unlike the original ones.

Now this is MEO's junior version... don't let that fool you, it is still a large plug as you can see from the photo. That is the Locking Plug, the Ex. lg. Rosebud and the large Njoy on the right.  As you can see "junior" is a bit of a misnomer.

In spite of its size and shape it is surprisingly comfortable to wear, though when the plug is expanded ... it is big. The handle can be sat on even with the lock. It actually nestles against the body without jabbing anything. Which was a surprise to be honest... and a relief.

Though personally one doubts it would be suitable for long term wear, and an enema beforehand is a good idea for obvious reasons, it is an interesting sensation to try. So if you are one of those people who like a challenge, you just might love this plug J

MEO anal stretching ring set

Well the anal set (small, medium and large) plus the plugs arrived very promptly as always... about six days from Germany to Australia... and well packed in a discrete box. As a company you can't fault MEO for service and efficiency, not to mention great looking toys. He has this wish list that is just scary... and they just seem to get bigger. Bigger and lockable... shudders L

The implements:

Now we got the x-small one last month and it is featured in this picture on the left. The set is the other three to the right.

 You can find the specifications here, but one thought a picture paints a thousand words and nothing says it as well as a 375ml can of something artfully placed J

Another way to consider the size is to consider that the baseball bat is between the medium and the large... for those who prefer visuals.

The pros:

• Well they are gorgeous looking and very smooth.
• They make you feel very open and exposed.
• The larger they get the bigger the internal holes so the easier it is for someone to make use of your exposure.

The cons:

• The larger the hole the harder they are to get in... without an apex there is nothing to force against the sphincter to make it open and you need to be very relaxed.
• They are big... very big... actually huge.

And we were happily engaged in trying to get them in... We got the small (which is a complete misnomer by the way) one in and were working on the medium, when we had to abandon our efforts due to a broken water pipe. That is not a euphemism in case you were wondering. See this is the joy of 24/7 relationships... other shit gets in the way of your fun. We spent the rest of the day dealing with an assortment of plumbers who came, looked at the job, recommended someone else and fled the scene... with far more haste than they arrived with might one add.

So this is going to be a serial review... done between being zapped and being starved fed French food and dancing around workmen. This recovery/ holiday just gets better and better J

MEO anal stretching ring

Some weeks ago we purchased a butt plug from MEO. Firstly may one just say they are a pleasure to deal with; fast, efficient and the item was well packed. They have some great looking toys and we wouldn't hesitate to use them again.

The impliment;

• The butt plug is an anal stretching ring made from aluminium alloy. 
• It is designed to be used as a long term/ permanent plug. 
• This is the x-small one and is about 1" wide at the waist, but they are available as a set, and do go up to 2.5" for those that well... want more stretch or are practising to do anal fisting. 
• In this picture you can also see the silicon plug that we also purchased to block the hole.

The pros;

• The anal plug is incredibly smooth and slips in very easily, but the design doesn't allow it to pop in too far or to slip back out.
• It feels very secure when it is in. 
• The surface seems quite impervious to scratching and maintains it smooth slightly glossy surface. 
• As a toy it is a rather sexy thing visually and the possibilities for use are quite endless J
• If the plug is pushed in, slightly below the surface, it will stay in place securely.

The cons;

Ah yes there is always one... The plug that closes the hole is slipped in rather like a cork in the bottom of a salt and pepper shaker. It is a good idea, particularly when you have been filled up with bodily fluids... you do need to be able to transport them to a more suitable environment. Unfortunately when everything is covered in cum and lube the plug pops out. No amount of pushing it in made it stay. 

May one just say that the choice of a leather lounge was an inspired one... this could have been very messy J