Perusing around the net one found the hottest white sandals. This was of course after declaring no white shoes, in spite of the fact they are going to be on trend for this summer. The anti white shoe stance is very simple; with white shoes you need a white bag and well, yeah not really a white bag kinda girl. Then of course you come to the real problem. You need clothes to go with white shoes and as they say therein lays the rub.
See some people can wear white clothes. Personally one is a walking disaster area with drips and spills and smudges. It's the trouble with big boobs, they are natural food catchers and frankly one has a tendency to plop down on seats without checking them first. In spite of this knowledge, one did eye off some white jeans with a mild sense of longing. In fact one even managed to consume a burger for lunch without getting burger juice on the pale grey t-shirt one was wearing. A feat might one add that He did not achieve.
It was a small victory that one was still congratulating oneself on when we got home from a fun filled day of playing Pirates of Nassau. That self congratulatory sensation lasted right until one did the dishes and got dishwashing water slopped all over the front of that aforementioned t-shirt. Then the reality of the situation settled in...
No white shoes!