Monday, June 30, 2014

Let me take you down...

Today was spent in the pursuit of excellence. See on Sunday our vanillas, armed with their children, went strawberry picking... it's strawberry season here, well the beginning of it... and came back bearing the fattest, most luscious, juiciest strawberries you have ever seen. The bounty was turned into frozen calories in the form of homemade ice-cream. And make no mistake with nearly three tubs of heavy cream per half kilo of strawberries, that ice-cream is heart attack material :D

And what does this have to do with BDSM you may be wondering? Well you could torture your partner by trickling its icy goodness over their naked skin and as the temperature at the moment is in the single digits it would be torture...
Or you could eat it slowly in front of them making them beg for some small morsel...
You could let them eat it and make them exercise off the actual calorie loading while you sat and watched them, prodding them along with a whip if they slowed down...
See really even the most delicious things can be made torturous in the right hands...
Sighs you get glimmerings of why He doesn't let one be in charge don't you :)

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Oh cruel Master

Drifting to the sink one slid a dirty plate on the bench and put up an oven mitt, thinking that He was late home. There was the sound of a throat being cleared...
And there He was standing in the doorway. It was enough to frighten one out of a year's growth.
How did you sneak in one asked
Same way I always do He responded, taking a step back so one could remove his shoes
Yes, but one didn't hear you pull up... hence not greeting Him at the door naked ready to do the shoe removal thing
Perhaps the government should have sent you paper work to get the hearing checked out as well He said dryly.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Master to mean in less than 60 seconds

It was late in the evening, a very cold evening and one small slave was snuggled under a doona doing girly things...
Are you getting me a shirt, a gentle voice inquired from the other room
Well one was, but if you are offering to get it that would be very nice
Oh I'm offering said the same voice, in a very different tone
The slave senses started to tingle...
You are offering divine retribution type stuff not nice helpful stuff aren't you?
Well fucking you in the arse as you lie there, without the benefit of lube could be regarded as either He said
Mutters in what universe could you regard that as either?

Friday, June 27, 2014

It's alive

Well up at any rate. Think that was a virus, that or the body needed nearly 36 hours of sleep for some sort of experiment. It was a mad science experiment that involved a sore throat, surrounded by swollen glands and a bad taste in the mouth that left one with no appetite. In fact the only thing that tasted good was a latte, which coincidentally was the only thing that didn't hurt going down.
Whatever it was it was too good not to share, so one tottered off to work to spread the joy around a little. We are too short staffed, being nearly four down, for one to stay in bed any longer.

On the bright side He has been fabulous getting up early to make himself lunch and breakfast, cooking the meat that he needed for those meals and generally tidying up after himself. Though one did get the impression, mainly from the frantic warding signals He kept making with his fingers whenever one got near him, that there may have been some ulterior motive behind his sudden interest in domestic science. Fear seems to be a great motivator. Never actually seen a man scared into a kitchen before, but this bug was nasty enough that no one in their right mind would want it.

To add insult to injury our government took this opportunity to add to the woe of threes by sending a letter to inform one that soon a bowel sample kit will be arriving in the mail. Apparently one has now reached that age as well. They couldn't just send one a nice letter to say happy birthday. Oh no, they want samples, from both ends.
Sighs on the bright side one has been too sick to exercise, so the injury hasn't been aggravated by one trying to find ways around it :)

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Still too sick

Hopefully tomorrow will be another day. A better day.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Broken English

May one go to the bathroom please?
After thinking about it for an age, mostly to hear one beg, He agreed. Do be careful though He admonished, we can't afford another toilet.
The plugs only do that when they have been worn for a while. Right now everything is too swollen and abraded for it to shoot out like that.
So I just need to keep using it repeatedly in between jamming it back in He said
That's what you got from that conversation?
Well yes He said, sounding surprised that one wasn't on the same page as him
Sighs this is the communication stuff that they don't tell you about... when one of you speaks a different language