Oww fucking owwwww

While we were out yesterday, in between stops for Guitar Hero stuff, we managed to cram in a visit to the sex shop in that area. Yes, other people go for coffee and cake... we go to sex shops. Actually coffee and cake would be cheaper, but... Anyway a few items did follow us home including this Asylum Prescription Pain Paddle. The paddle appears to be made from 1/4 inch heavy rubber, with the Rx symbol on one end and a cord handle through the other.

One of these days there are going to be birthday gifts that can be shown to people other than the readers of this blog... this was not one of those birthdays...

Now it was purchased because it will make a great medical prop for a photo shoot and it was at a very good discounted price. That was why it was bought... that was the only reason. Anyway it was sitting on the couch and so was He. Except He was fondling the paddle in a very alarming manner... it was being picked up and swished through the air, checked for flex, smacked on the leather of the couch and.... The whole thing was rather off putting to one small slave at the other end quietly eating breakfast. And really one should listen to those little warning voices... they have a distressing way of being right...

Because He decided to have an experimental swat with the damn thing... on real flesh. One small slave's real flesh...

Oh dear gods did that thing hurt...

It thudded down with a crack and then the burn started...

Through layer upon layer of flesh...

There were swear words and there might have been a small screech... or two.

Actually there might have been a promise to never be bad again...

Needless to say He was thrilled...

Mutters that paddle is going to disappear into a props container... somewhere at the bottom of a large stack of them... never to see the light of day again...

He is not of that opinion L

Pain applicators

That is how they are described and that is exactly what they do. Now the lovely items here were made by a friend... well rather her owner. She swears that all she does is help finish them off. Yeah sounds innocent enough doesn't it?

Then how come he reinforced the damn things to make them unbreakable?? Huh??? Bet there was a small and distinctly feminine hand in that L

Anyway one has mentioned the paddles once once or twice before, but we thought it was time to do a proper review...

Pros:

• Wood is a lovely medium being easy to clean and having a natural antibacterial nature
• Easy to swing and use
• Heavy enough, but no so heavy it becomes a chore to swing (a friend kindly allowed one small slave to road test this on them, so one speaks from experience here)
• They are a no muss no fuss toy
• They make a quite unique sensation

Cons:

• Paddling is not as intimate as spanking... but that is purely personal
• Every one of those sensations mentioned above is pain related... the only difference is the kind.

The heart shaped one is just plain stingy and painful while the round one is surprisingly thuddy... and painful. If one had to choose then one is forced to say the thuddy one is far better. Of course being a smart arse one just had to say afterwards that His hand was preferable. That was how the arse ended up looking like a sky at sunset.

Honestly L

Love is...

Warm... well He said he was just warming it up 'cos it felt cold

Thoughtful... hence the MEO plug (in this case the small) right before trying to stuff a hand in there

And sometimes it is cruel to be kind... in this case Histora's bloody paddles, well her owners at any rate

It is not love to keep poking the bruises on Valentine's Day while asking does this hurt?