Sunday morning picture show

We decided to nip out for breakfast down at the beach and combine a little fresh air with our food...

And do a little sightseeing...

There was cleavage over coffee...

A nice view of the fountain...

And He even managed to assist with putting a bag in the car afterwards...

At least He claims it was assistance

Sighs though why the skirt became so involved in that process one is still a little unsure

Caught unawares

Leaning on the kitchen bench one small slave was busy contemplating the navel, as you do late at night, not really paying attention to where He was. It was a rookie mistake one is the first to admit, but it was short lived because out of nowhere He appeared. Standing next to one He leant, with his elbow firmly between one's shoulder blades, leaving his other hand free to roam as one lay there pinned down.

Along the base of the spine it travelled until reaching the conveniently exposed arse. The hand paused to slip and explore the contours of a cheek, before moving to the other one. It massaged gently. Back and forth, up and down. Soft, but firm stokes that relaxed and soothed.

And all the while the brain was screaming watch out, He's going to strike.

In spite of that warning the arse relaxed becoming soft and pliant under His hand.  The knees lost their rigid pose. The shoulders lost their resistance against the bench. Back and forth, up and down continued the hand.

And still the brain screamed any minute now...

He patted the arse gently and left to continue getting ready for work.

Bastard!

The mean observation for the day

Why is it those on Fet, who feel the urge to criticise and chastise how other people are doing it, are usually the ones who are not doing it?

Remembering why winter isn't so hot

That beautiful cold snap of the other week has settled into the general cooling off for winter. Well, what passes for winter in this state. Unfortunately the gentle slide towards winter has given the body time to catch up. Normally the aches and pains (mostly self inflicted) get worse without that lovely humidity keeping things loose. This year though the feet have added their name to things that are registering the passage of time.

All those little bones...

Hurt!

For the love of all things sacred

When you are in the gym, no matter how beautifully proportioned you are or how fabulous your muscle tone, please refrain from wearing shorts that short when you are a man surrounded by mirrors.

Why you may be wondering?

Ah well at some stage you are probably going to attempt some squats.

It is not a good look from any angle...

Least of all for those looking down on those mirrors, from a mezzanine floor above :(

Aversion therapy

Sitting sorting out the stockings, fishnets, footless tights, opaques and textured pantyhose one bemoaned their breeding habits.

How did this happen one lamented loudly

Um... they were on sale, you liked the colour, they had a nice pattern, they would go with such and such He offered helpfully

That really isn't much help at all. Look if one so much as goes near another pair, you are to smack the hand and go no, firmly.

He stalked over to where one was kneeling, surrounded by labelled boxes desperately trying to file them so they could be found when needed, grabbed the collar and pushed one's nose into a box, while delivering several stinging smacks on the arse. No, He said firmly.

That was not quite what one had in mind

No? Aversion therapy has been proved to be a successful deterrent He said.

Sighs one can't help but feel this is like smacking a puppy, after it has peed on the floor.