Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Petty annoyances



Asking for permission to pee is probably one of the most annoying things on the face of the planet. In fact there has been more than one occasion that one has enquired if He doesn't get bored with it too. He has a short attention span and it's been years after all. It would seem not... but it was worth a try.

Now you are probably wondering why annoying, of all the emotions a person could feel. Well tonight provides a perfect demonstration. After a fun filled first day back at work, followed by a long arsed training evening fuelled only by a cup of coffee... the gluten free food was a no show... one settled in for a long bus ride home. About ten minutes into the trip the body mentions that it needs to pee.

It was the kind of mention that became more insistent with every kilometre. Meanwhile He responds to the on the bus text one had sent. Apparently He hadn't been able to sleep very well... someone's going to be in for a shit of a night. Texts go back and forth and He offers to meet one half way. By then the bladder was screaming.

He picks one up and as we near home one casually mentions that peeing is the most important thing on the mind. It's even superseding the need for food. We get in the door and one asks ever so politely to pee. He decides that now is when he needs to do a breast inspection...
Bastard!!!

3 comments:

ancilla_ksst said...

What do you do when he's not there?

doingthebesthecan said...

I'm in awe. Us lesser mortals are left to wonder why we can't be more accepting of our position of service. You give us motivation to strive harder.

Master's piece said...

@ancilla_ksst Oh one is allowed to use the facilities. Needless to say one does try to get in as much quality time as possible when He is absent

@doingthebesthecan Yes one does point out that He could do so much worse. He is yet to be convinced...