Waking up feeling more than a little rugged, one scampered
to the computer clutching coffee to find out if one was actually a reflection
of Him. We all know that the opinion of some random dude on the internet is
more important than His. After all He is heavily engaged in avoiding one small
shrew... 'cos you know not really in charge.
Sighs think where we go wrong is that we are not an active
part of some mythical community who have all these exacting training standards to judge
us by.
Feeling very disappointed one painted the nails a screaming
shade of coral, donned a similarly coloured lippy, hauled on a very
conservative orange dress and some shoes and tottered out to a training night
for a well known cosmetics house.
Where, some of you will be relieved to know, one managed to
pass the evening in scintillating small talk with real people. There wasn't a
faux pas in sight; no lewd behaviour, no drunk and disorderly, no falling on
one's arse...
No doubt He will be relieved 'cos one is sure that a great
fear of his is that one will socially embarrass him in a room full of strangers.
Oh that's right...
He doesn't give an obese rodents bottom
1 comment:
Now, you know you would have been howling on the carpet if he hadn't done such a masterful job training you all these years!!!
Some of the those FL'ers just slay me.
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