Thursday, February 27, 2014

The handy Fet language guide

All cultures and groups have language that is specific to them. Needless to say this can be a potential minefield to those happening upon them. Fet is no different so one has assembled this handy guide of often repeated phrases, to help those who may have stumbled across threads still with their logic strapped on... silly creatures you are supposed to detach those before reading

Phrase: They attacked me
Translation: People pointed out the error of my assumptions

Phrase: They were mean to me
Translation: People were derisive of my assumptions

Phrase: I feel so much safer here
Translation: I'm going to repeat the asinine behaviour that got me "attacked" in the last place

Phrase: Where are all the true masters?
Translation: Calling all white knights that are not presently engaged saving others... unless you are particularly hot, stupid, rich... or all three. Current girlfriends no problem... you won't have time for them

Phrase: I need...
Translation: They probably don't, but have a poor grasp of the difference between a want and a need. That poor grasp often extends unilaterally to all aspects of their communications...

Phrase: Why are you being so vicious to them?
Translation: I don't really care, but I do like to stir the pot show solidarity for my sister sub

Sighs you know for years one thought He was mean for not letting one loose on line without a gag... maybe he simply was realistic in his assessment


Misty said...

I love your blog.

that is all

Tamar said...

This made my day. lol

lil said...

Yeah...This is nothing less than totally awesome.
Almost makes me want to go back!