Saturday, September 27, 2014

Taboo sex toys

We were both peering at an e-catalogue...

Oh so taboo means anal
Yes, when it doesn't mean incest He replied, before launching into a brief synopsis on the origins of the term, in reference to the porn industry and sex toys.
Hmm... That's an interesting shape. Wonder how big that actually is? It's so hard to work these out sometimes. It's only $29 so probably not that big.
A few clicks...
Ah yes five inches... just over four one amended. Would the arse even know it was there?
Well that depends on how hard I ram it in. And how much lube I use, He hastened to add.

Sighs even online shopping becomes both educational and terrifying around here.

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