Thursday, December 29, 2011

Curtailed

That feeling of safety one mentioned the other day came to a grinding halt, with the help of the local postal service and the first of the missing unpleasant presents. As one small slave was reluctantly signing for a large parcel, He was already carting it inside looking like an excited school boy... a mean, sadistic schoolboy. Feeling less excited one wandered in to find Him happily ripping off the wrapping from the big, brown box from JT's... it seems the helpful people there had combined the shipping so their stuff all arrived together. Yeah thanks for that...

Nestled in all the packaging was not only the set of anal dilators, but an extra special item for His amusement. It seems after the outing with the Neon Wand He thought an extra pair of hands might come in useful... so this was his solution L

Dear Santa

Look one does know that one said don't bother with Christmas presents this year as you have been so generous with sex toys all year. Yeah, taking that back for next year. Next year one wants real presents... the sort that will render you unable to be generous like this ever again. Suitable gifts include jewellery (the sort that comes from an actual jewellery store), books, clothes... shoes are always an excellent choice.

Things that are not suitable are anything electrical, conductive metal, anything that can be turned into something conductive, anything that impedes flight (yes shoes do count on that one) and anything zappy, thwappy, stingy, ouchie, sharpie or unpleasant, as deemed by one small slave.
Better still just give cash... all of it.

Yours
One small and slightly put out slave

5 comments:

Vixen B-Ab said...

Pics!!!

*snicker*

Master's piece said...

~Sighs~ there will be :(

Vixen B-Ab said...

WOOT!!!

Master's piece said...

Thanks... and to those of you who sent notes of... well one thinks they were commiseration. It was a little hard to tell with all the chortling :(

Vixen B-Ab said...

awwwww poor mp..........


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