Sunday, December 11, 2011

Keeping owners apart

We don't have much of a punishment dynamic round here... well... that isn't quite true. He just prefers to think of them as "appropriate deterrents" and He is big on them being fitting. Some of them are diabolically clever mean and vindictive. Like the time He made one watch a certain someone's special home movie. That won't be forgotten in a hurry... there isn't enough mind bleach to scrub those images away... and one still has lingering doubts about how fitting that was L

What this has to do with other owners you may be starting to wonder quietly...
There is an unwritten rule amongst slaves... keep your owners apart. Really it is the only sensible thing to do. See they don't just chat and good naturedly push each other under the bus like we do. They actively collude to push us under it and more scarily, they learn from each other. And it is never good...

Just occasionally, no matter how vigilant you are, the odd owner slips through your cordon. Sometimes it is a direct, full frontal assault on each other's inboxes while we grab a few precious hours of sleep or scamper off to work. You come home to find they have become fully engaged in their own embryonic bromance. When that happens all you can do is hope for the best... which is futile, unless the person in their life still has more powers of veto than you do J

Other times the ammo comes to them via your own inbox. Those one are always the worst ones... Not only is it that invasion of privacy thing (a nifty concept one has been reading about on Fet), but you are left with the knowledge that you enabled the whole situation to begin with. See most of the owner types are busy people. They usually only get to know each other through us s types to begin with... if we didn't chat amongst ourselves they wouldn't come up on each other's radar.  

This unfortunate tale is a good illustration of the last scenario...
A friend has recently acquired a most unfortunate friend. So unfortunate that one did take time to write a note that was the concerned version of what the fuck? Well it seems she has acquired her new friend as a reminder to be a better person. Now it was inspired, one is the first to admit. And when He stopped laughing like a hyena one could see the burgeoning admiration in his eyes. In that moment one knew this was going to be tucked away and perverted into some horrible future event...

See one always thought that the home movie thing couldn't be topped... but you know... just occasionally one small slave is wrong L

5 comments:

Vixen B-Ab said...

Really dear, when one bursts out laughing OUT LOUD at 4:45am, He's going to check to see what one is laughing about....

Master's piece said...

So it was you who gave the game away... ~kicks Vixen~

Vixen B-Ab said...

*cringes*

Master's piece said...

*cringes*

OK who has hacked Vixen's account this time?

Vixen B-Ab said...

Uhm no one. This time...