At this time of the year stupidity is alive and well.
Everywhere one looks there are small children dashing around with antlers and
flashing red noses. Now this one expects. They are children, but the adults? Oh
they take it to a whole new level...
We live on the crest of a hill. Last night when coming back
from the gym one noticed an eerie blue light emanating from below the horizon. Of
course one scampered along to the edge of the rise to look down to see what was
causing it. Lo and behold it was a neighbour. Well to be more to the point it
was a neighbours bloody Christmas lights. There were that many of them that it
was literally lighting up the neighbourhood for miles. All one could think was thank
the gods they are not our near neighbours.
Of course the decorating of possessions is not limited to
the houses. Just this morning a car zipped past us bearing antlers. Now the blue balls were bad enough, but antlers? They are neither masculine nor homoerotic.
Antlers on your car are just... well kinda sad really. And the matching red
noses on the front?
Oh words fail...
Bah humbug!
3 comments:
Lol.
This reminds me of a picture I saw the other day--someone had their house decked out enough to power a small city.
The neighboring house was decorated with the word "twat" and an arrow pointing towards the excessively decorated one.
LOL Oh that's brilliant :D
Yahoo dorei, yahoo dorei, Christmas, Christmas time is here (song from the Grinch movie).
We don't get carried away with lights here.
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