Thursday, December 27, 2012

Unbelievable

This isn't about the customer of the day who complained vociferously about one not helping her find what she wanted. That was in spite of one having explained to her that we didn't actually have the product in question. To be honest though, one would have happily given her what she needed after that encounter... bad sales assistant. No this is about sex or rather a strange by product of it.

It is no secret that one small slave is a bit of an exercise junkie. Well one barely coasts along the edges of the cut off point for that... you need to be doing about eight hours of exercise or more to be overtraining. These days one only racks up about four and a half hours a week. Anyway that is neither here nor there. The upshot of all of this is that one is pretty limber and strong so it is always something of a surprise when we have sex... nice, ordinary conventional sex.

Now we have quite a bit of sex, but it is the conventional vaginal kind that causes the surprises. Or rather it is how sore it makes one that is the surprise. Honestly there are muscles inside the thigh that all the squats and lunges in the world don't touch and one can attest to having just found them while doing a warm down after those very things.

Who knew there was such a useful bit of gym equipment in the home. Now all one has to do is convince Him that conventional sex is going to be as much fun as pinning one to the bed/ shower wall/ bench as he fucks one in the arse...
Maybe if one small slave squeaked and tried to get away more it would help...
Maybe it just needs to be less voluntary J

3 comments:

Malcolm said...

gym equipment - never thought of it that way. Sex does give one exercise, I have noticed that though. Octogenarian that I am, I notice that my cycling muscles complain after that kind of exercise.

Kitty - The Submissive Wife said...

I actually have a recurring sex injury on my inner thigh - H says it is common in professional athletes, where it will tense up and start hurting.

Maybe if you told him that it was causing you some pain? That would get with the sadistic side right?

And yes, vanilla sex always shocks the hell out of me too.

Vixen B-Ab said...

I can't remember the last time I had vanilla sex... And we've used the missionary position precisely once...