It is very easy to fall into an unhealthy relationship. They
often start out innocently enough, but before you know it you have shacked up
with the devil. One small slave is starting to suspect that is happening here.
No, not with Him... as any netspert will tell you our relationship is going to
devolve into limb chopping at any moment and one doesn't have a problem with
that.
No, there is a far more dangerous presence in this house. It's
that bloody ice-cream maker. The stuff that machine produces is pure sugary,
fatty crack. Oh that ice-cream is soooo good it's almost obscene.
It's like the ice-cream of childhood. Except when one was a
child you could consume that stuff without consequences. Now it represents a
clear and present danger. A far larger danger than Him...
Whispers help... help...
2 comments:
I just try to keep the freezer so full, the bowl won't fit in it...
Oh that's what one has resorted to... it's just that it happens to be full of ice-cream that seems to be presenting the problem :)
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