Sunday, September 21, 2014

Dignity and respect down the hole



The weather is getting warmer with every passing day and for that reason there were naked breasts bobbing around the kitchen, minding their own business. As the day slides into evening though, it starts to get nippy and one was just contemplating finding a t-shirt when He pounced. He stood there fondling and generally being annoying as one squirmed to get away, while sandwiched between him and the kitchen bench...

I'm just trying to keep them warm He protested
There is a difference between warming and molesting and you Sir, have crossed the line.
One stood there, balanced precariously upon one's dignity...
And He laughed

Sighs there is no respect around here at all...

3 comments:

ancilla_ksst said...

LOL this is so funny. Mainly that you thought you got to keep dignity and respect at any point.. after certain incidents which I did read in the blog here. Well, after all... slave. :) :) I like to pretend sometimes too, he thinks it is funny. I asked him today on the way to the library "I don't look super freaky do I?" And he said, no, it was strange that I manage to look totally normal on the outside. Then I said something about him being the one that did this and this and such and so that made him just as freaky as me.

Master's piece said...

But only on the inside, right? :P

ancilla_ksst said...

Yes, he looks very normal.