Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Did you know?

After reading yesterday's blog post He spent... oh quarter of an hour... happily proving that sperm is beneficial. Apparently it is good for morning sickness (only if it is the sperm of the foetuses father... long involved story), improves the skin (is used in some salons in their treatments... yeah, no), helps with depression and is a rich source of nutrients (seems that 128 rules guy was right after all).

Of course the really fascinating bit of trivia about sperm came from His sister, in one of her fly by visits. It seems that researchers have been experimenting to see what smells attract sperm. All this science is in the aid of improving fertility. And what smell makes sperm line up and row for gold you may be wondering?

Lily of the Valley. Yes folks, it seems grandma was right after all. The flower, which graced every woman's (of a certain age) dressing table and wardrobe, makes the little buggers sit up and take notice. Now all they have to do is work out how to use this bit of knowledge...

Sighs no good is going to come of this


ancilla_ksst said...

Wait, morning sickness? Are you not telling us something?

You know, I had that really bad and sperm was the LAST thing I wanted near me at those times.

Master's piece said...

Ah, there's the rub. You're supposed to ingest it. They think it works rather like an inoculation. Unfortunately your response is normal :)