Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Early one morning



The alarm went off and before one could say mmmntffgh! He pounced. Fingers probed places before one was awake enough to coordinate a defence and then His hard on got into the act...
A smallish, though curvaceous, arse has no defences against such an assault
Then, before there was time to raise a formal protest, one was spun and impaled. Arms wrapped around one's body and He thrust upwards, forcing lips apart and plunging into tight, reluctant flesh. Again and again one was skewered in this manner until He came...
And one was released to get up and make breakfast...
Discarded like a human fleshlight

Wails this was all before coffee!!!

8 comments:

ancilla_ksst said...

The indignity!

(lucky you!)

nzrubber said...

So your preference would be to be skewered after coffee so that you can be fully conscious to appreciate all the nuances to the complete experience?

Master's piece said...

@nzrubber Exactly! Or failing that at least able to mount a defense :D

ancilla_ksst said...

I saw this on FB this morning and thought of you: http://the-toast.net/2014/10/20/women-trying-sleep-unsuccessfully-western-art-history/

mc kitten said...

@ancilla that was frigging hilarious, specially as husband would do all those things, especially the tickling ones, he finds that kind of thing extremely funny (bloomin' sadist!)

Master's piece said...

"Five more minutes dude" sums it up in a nut shell :/

ancilla_ksst said...

Don't tell Anyone, but the all purpose groan "mmmmmffff" doesn't actually mean "Yes Master, I will get up in a moment to serve your needs."

Master's piece said...

Don't tell Him that, he'll be gutted. Mind you, He will rise above it ;)