Friday, July 18, 2014

How do they find a girl?



Message on Fet...
No subject...
Hey sexy, just been through your profile and you rock, im new on here and loving it. looking for like minded peeps and i see we share alot in common. lets be friends for a start..
(Name removed to protect the innocent)

Now the profile is less than encouraging...
Does that stop them? No, no it does not.

All pics are set to friends only...
OK the only pic up is a pic of the arse, which one is the first to admit is often rated as a better feature, so that might be perceived as encouragement :D

We share a lot in common...
Um, not even so much as a group or a fetish

Let's be friends for a start...
A start of what, exactly? You are young... and you are kinda ripped... impressively so... and quite cute in a blond boy way. But and this is a big one, at some stage you would stop doing interesting things, like taking selfies and posting them on Fet, and talk. And that, judging by the appalling lack of punctuation and spelling, would be the death knell of this burgeoning relationship. As would that small issue of all that distance... though that could actually be a point in your favour.

All of which makes one just as curious as hell as to how he actually found one's profile to spam in this manner...
And how many of these does he send out on a day?
And why does one only ever seem to attract the under 35s?
And do they ever actually meet someone with this approach?
And who would be attracted... oh, he was very ripped without too much bulk...
Sighs well at least that answered one question :D

2 comments:

Amber Wolfe said...

Well said! :)

xx brat

Master's piece said...

Had a few of these special memos too huh? :D