Every once in a while you get a little something in the
inbox that just makes you want to chortle with mirth or die laughing. In this
case it was mirth and it's probably 'cos one didn't read the message the way it was intended. The bold is them; the italics are the responses by the voice
in one's mind.
Let's look at this little gem to see where it went wrong...
Hello my
dearest Master,
Um wait,
when did that happen? Checks account name... nope not His
How are you
doing?
Well more relieved
than a half minute ago
I am X, new
on this site.
Clicks
profile... so new that you haven't even had time to fill out a profile
I have gone
through your profile,
Um,
obviously not
am
interested in serving you as your slave for the rest of my life
Oh wait,
this could work...
You can email
me on XYZ to have more pictures of me and more discussion because am not always
here.
Knew that
was too easy... bloody pics and chat, no one ever wants to do housework anymore
I wait for
your reply soon
Well the
disappointment is going to be mutual then
Your new
slave, X
Sadly not,
but how many fools will send emails in the hopes of acquiring that prize one
does have to wonder
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People are strange.
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