Perusing around the net one found the hottest white sandals.
This was of course after declaring no white shoes, in spite of the fact they
are going to be on trend for this summer.
The anti white shoe stance is very simple; with white shoes you need a
white bag and well, yeah not really a white bag kinda girl. Then of course you
come to the real problem. You need clothes to go with white shoes and as they
say therein lays the rub.
See some people can wear white clothes. Personally one is a
walking disaster area with drips and spills and smudges. It's the trouble with
big boobs, they are natural food catchers and frankly one has a tendency to
plop down on seats without checking them first. In spite of this knowledge, one
did eye off some white jeans with a mild sense of longing. In fact one even
managed to consume a burger for lunch without getting burger juice on the pale
grey t-shirt one was wearing. A feat might one add that He did not achieve.
It was a small victory that one was still congratulating
oneself on when we got home from a fun filled day of playing Pirates of Nassau.
That self congratulatory sensation lasted right until one did the dishes and
got dishwashing water slopped all over the front of that aforementioned t-shirt.
Then the reality of the situation settled in...
No white shoes!
4 comments:
Oh I'm totally with you in this! I have the same problem you do, plus a four and two year old...yeah, white is just not going to happen.
i don't do white clothes either. not for me, not for the kids, not for sheets or towels either - just no!
White towels? There are white towels? Not round here there aren't. We have red soil... can you imagine what they would look like? That iron ore would never, ever come out :(
I don't do white either- too many dogs with muddy feet!
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