Saturday, June 2, 2012

Twoo domism

A while back when surfing Fet... hey masochism takes many forms... one was fascinated to read this little pearl. Oh it wasn't a real pearl... more one of those cheap and poorly made fake ones... but one digresses...
Some domly type was pontificating on collars and uttered the statement that...
"If you can take it off it's not a collar, it's a necklace"

Now at the time one merely spat morning mouse on reading that little bit of wisdom. Thinking about all the times the collar(s) have been off in the six? seven? years (why is it one can never keep track of anniversaries?) we have been doing this one came up with this list
  • The MRI for the dental implant
  • Numerous chest X-rays
  • Heat rash... the joys of that sub-tropical climate (the one that seems to be on holiday elsewhere atm)
  • Of late it has been on/ off like a whore's drawers due to the shoulder pain... hell if you need assistance out of a bra then you do not need a heavy collar
  • The odd blue moon when He has granted permission to wear some of the silver collection
Now none of these were life threatening situations... then they would just cut the fucker off... hmm...

The whole thing made one very grateful to be owned by a sane, rational human being...
OK there might have been a brief moment of self congratulatory back patting there for making such a good choice.
Right before wondering why anyone would choose the gentleman in question...
That question has been bugging one ever since.

Obviously it would be someone who has never actually worn a collar... surely?
And they would have to be... a bit of a fantasist too... surely?
Like does attract like after all...
This means you have two slightly delusional people in a meeting of like minds
Somewhere out there is his perfect mate...
We can almost guess how the rest of that little fairy story goes...

8 comments:

lil said...

The rest of the fairy tale...She dies because she can't get an x-ray and some horrific medical anomaly is missed?

Or...She gets caught on something and refuses to have it cut off and dies a terrible and unnecessary death?

I could run with this one for far too long. Now I'll spend the rest of the day imagining horrific ends to the fairy tale...Dammit.

Conina said...
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Conina said...

Let's try that again, with all the bits. :)

Yeah, that's a little crazy.

A male (wannabe Dom) friend of mine, whose experience comes exclusively from reading and fantasizing, recently told me that while I can define my relationship any way I want, blah blah blah blah. (insert fantasy opinions of how power exchange relationships work and are identified). I still have to get back to setting him straight on that.

But yeah, good choice on the sane rational human being. :)

Master's piece said...

@lil Ooooh like option B. It has all the components of a great tragedy... a foolish and unnecessary death brought on by asinine behaviour... It's almost Shakespearean in its vision :D

@Conina Can we watch?
~Seriously one can't be alone in thinking that could be fabulous entertainment~ :D

Fondlers Anonymous said...

Hey there's no excuse for stupid. And seriously that one just falls into the stupid pile. But then, stupid attracts stupid no?

Willow said...

Meh, my collar doesn't even lock (shock, horror!)... so I can take it off if I wanted to.

And the reality is that I DO take it off whenever I have a massage as I usually need my neck done due to issues with neck muscles and head forward posture. Leaving it on would interfere with the massage and make it less effective.

So nice to know that we are doing it wrong once again!

One twue wayism always makes me laugh!

Conina said...

Heh, if he wasn't a friend I'd say absolutely and show it to you. But he is, and I'd like him to stay that way.

He actually apologized for trying to sound like a know-it-all, so there's some hope for humanity. :)

T said...

I most definitely just about spit my coffee out at Lil's comment. Lol. We have never discussed collaring, He isn't much into jewelry in general so I doubt it will come up. I was collared at one time (by someone else) and mine was removable. MRI's plus collar equals interesting conversation with the tech about why it can't come off.