Love is always caring

Today as we sat next to each other groaning one had to break it to Him gently, as you would a child, that his decontamination chamber idea simply wouldn't work. The viruses that probably caused this are not killed by disinfectants. Oh bleach might do it, but one is hardly going to suggest that idea... not in the mood He is in.

Are you sure He asked in a querulous tone

Quite sure

I still think it's a good idea He persisted. It would make you think twice about bringing things home from work. You walk in and ssssstttt from all sides.

He beamed happily for a minute

Sighs bless His fever addled mind