Sunday, May 27, 2012

Do you love me?

He asks that a lot and it's not the words that always make one alert as much as the tone. See round here that statement precedes many things... most of them not good for one small slave. Tonight they were asked in that slow, probing tone that makes the ears prick up... along with a few... OK most... of the hairs on the nape of the neck...
Yes one replied, with a note of caution deep suspicion
Really love me?
Yes...
Want to prove it He countered
Frequently have and there's pics to prove it, one shot back
Yes, but that was the other day...

See round here love is a short term duration concept... it needs to be updated, frequently.

What do you want?
Well it is awfully early He prevaricated...
What do you want?
Well I might want to wake you up early.

Very early because it was only 6.30pm and He was snuggling down into his doona.
See someone hadn't been to bed since waking up yesterday for work at 10pm because someone went out after dropping one off at work and found a game sale... and saved a couple of hundred dollars rolls eyes. Of course those games had to be tested... for faults or glitches or something rolls eyes harder.
All of this meant that someone was probably going to be awake at 2am...

Now the first thing that went through the mind was ahhh... sex. There is nothing like a little early morning sex to put you back to sleep... well for one of us. The other one of us is left with messy wetness everywhere that needs to be cleaned up L 
Then, in a sudden flash of clarity, one realised the issue... It was going to be the wee small hours of the morning and it is currently brass monkey weather here at the moment... with an expected low tonight of about six degrees (about 42F), which is unseasonably cool in our sub-tropical paradise. And there He will be; wide awake... 
It will be too cold to be on the computer and He has a collection of new games... and a gaming system in the cave formally known as the bedroom...

With narrowed eyes one turned to look at Him and said you're planning on gaming aren't you?
Well I was planning on having sex He replied. But yeah, gaming could be good too...
He rolled over, happy to have the plans for his morning's entertainment sorted out.

You know sometimes one should just learn to shut up... preferably before opening the mouth would be good. A thought that will no doubt be reinforced as one lays there... leaking and listening to the sound of heavy gun fire L

4 comments:

Fondlers Anonymous said...

LOL I used to live with a gamer. I feel your pain.

agog said...

Head.phones.

T said...

I got hubby the most wonderful set of headphones. They get more action than I do. Now I don't have to listen to gun fire and battle cries at 3 am. Except for when he forgets that some people are sleeping and starts yelling at and arguing with the tv.

Master's piece said...

LOL while that would cure the noise problem, one fears it will do little to overcome the subwoofer. Every bloody explosion would still be felt :(