Friday, May 11, 2012

Reason #62

Why one should never open up mail around here...
And why one should be grateful for a latex allergy... 'cos it is probably the only thing saving the arse

Oh and before one of you gets all helpful... no, non latex condoms will not stretch enough to go over it so don't even suggest it J

8 comments:

ally said...

um, it's only 31 cm, which is about 12 inches, so wouldn't XL ones work?

BasketCase said...

Don't you just love the mailman sometimes!

Since you didn't say... Video? : p

themonkeysjourney said...

I was going to write something mean and snarky but ... I'm too impressed.

Master's piece said...

Oh you lot are only too happy to see one tossed under the bus... by any means. Well a small clarification; it was the kind of mail that comes to the the inbox, not the nasty shit that Satan's helpers bring to the door (sort of, depending one which company is "delivering").

In other trivia non-latex condoms only come in one size in this country so that is out. Shame that ~wanders off whistling~

The arse is safe :P

slartibartfast85 said...

Haha...you're lucky he hasn't discovered this yet: http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/Fucking-Machines/KTM-118.html
Oh, he does read your blog though, huh? Oops... ;)

Master's piece said...

Now you see people that ^ is bus tossing of the first order :(

slartibartfast85 said...

I wasn't tossing you under the bus, just tossing the bus into you...up to 240 times a minute...yeah, that's not as bad...

nzrubber said...

but piece, you like power tools!