Thursday, May 3, 2012

Rabbit stew

Doing a spectacular white rabbit one dove headlong into the shower. Sluicing a facial scrub off one turned to find Him pressed up against the glass. His appearance, like an apparition wreathed in steam, nearly gave one heart failure. Well a certain part of the anatomy clenched while skipping a beat. It was unfortunate because that was the part of the body He was aiming for and things go more smoothly if the arse is relaxed.

Mind you His instructions to bend over and breathe, as he sunk up to his balls in a single thrust, didn't inspire relaxation either L

Oddly enough no one was more surprised than Him when he achieved just that. In fact after He came with a juddering groan, and was standing there experiencing aftershocks, he commented how relaxed the arse still was.
It was the juicer...
Well you can't blame a girl for trying

To be honest though one suspects it was still in shock after opening up the box from MEO...
Now the plug is doable... big, but doable... OK huge, but doable. The base though is just fucking huge.
Now some of you wrote to ask about the speculum... mainly in terms of why. Well in this case it also worked as a perception adjustment. Rather than looking at the toy and running out of the room screaming, one looked at it going doable. Seriously after looking at that speculum anything seems doable.

Oh and the other surprise is how loudly it rattles when shaken...
The first person to ask for video of that will be hunted down...
Like a small...
Furry...
Rabbit
J

10 comments:

T said...

I won't ask (even though we all would enjoy it). Is it really that loud? I was waiting on a review before making the purchase. Thank goodness for thick walls. :)

Master's piece said...

It's really loud... think a few ball bearings in a can loud. We will see how muffled it is when inserted, but...

Sadist's magick said...

I'm asking; i'm asking (haha too far to be hunted but then again ... it might be fun!!)

themonkeysjourney said...

I'm asking too!

Master's piece said...

La, la, la, can't hear you :P

BasketCase said...

Should we be SHOUTING???

Master's piece said...

LOL Still can't hear you :P

ancilla_ksst said...

I'm still scared of that speculum thing even though I'm half the world away. LOL

Master's piece said...

@ancilla_ksst Fear is a perfectly natural, and might one add smart, response :)

nzrubber said...

Dang. I wanted to be first to ask. I have the rabbit costume and everything too...