Sunday, May 6, 2012

On being a muse

Many moons ago one asked Him why he didn't write odes and sonnets to one small... at the time... voracious cougar... and he said one didn't inspire him. Now being a woman one was slightly miffed at hearing that. Hell no woman wants to find out she isn't muse material. Well it seems He just wasn't looking in the right place...

Someone else did however, and lately it came to ones attention that this picture inspired more than just the odd comment and bit of reblogging. One person reblogged it on their tumblr and it was complete with a little story. And well worth a read that story is too...
Oh not for it erotic appeal... though it may have some
And not for its blatantly rampant levels of fantasy... not to mention its slight withholding of the truth
No, the posts real attraction is the humour....

Now some of the humour is accidental...
Little things like the person obviously hadn't read one's blog... the word contract was a dead giveaway. That and their very hazy idea about bowel movements... or what issues you would have closing the plug enough to remove it if you mistimed things (so to speak). And let us not mention the trouble you would have after leaving it in for the 48 hours like they said happened. Mind you that would probably give some staff member in the local ER a story to laugh about for years to come.
Oh and the comment by the outraged reader was a classic... and something of an added bonus in the laughter stakes.

No, the humour (and what tickled the funny bone enough to make one laugh uproariously) was that in the tale one's arse has somehow managed to become so much younger than the rest of the body.

The only thing one can think is that because the arse spends most of its time being dragged along it has ended up in a different time continuum. In that zone things move much more slowly... well they are behind in everything... and subsequently it hasn't aged as fast as the rest of the body.
It's the only reason one can imagine why one's arse is now 28...
Well that and the fact that it is always late...maybe that was what happened. Its constant tardiness meant it was late for all of those birthdays... those incremental moments must have added up to years at the end.
Maybe He just has a real talent for making the arse look its best... 

5 comments:

Kitty - The Submissive Wife said...

You look great for your age! It is nice that they used your pic with the web page right there, so there was no confusion. I am sure this will up the more interesting traffic.

Master's piece said...

Yes it was nice that they didn't crop out the watermark because so many do. Mostly though, erroneous information aside, one thought it was hysterically funny to become someone else's muse...
The arse is just tickled too :D

ally said...

your butt looks better/younger than mine, and I'm younger than 28.

Master's piece said...

@ally Shhhh... keep that up and the damn thing will get so swollen it won't get through doors. It's bad enough that it is always lagging behind :)

ancilla_ksst said...

That was a hilarious story. Muse arse gone viral, heh?