The pros:
- Easy to clean silicone
- It's large
- Smooth, graduated shape for easy insertion
- It's red so it will go faster...
The cons:
- It is large J
We bought this ages ago... and it has sat in a toy box ever
since. Time... there just aren't enough hours in a day to cram in as much
sexual activity as we would like J
So today was a red day in the bedding department and one thought a colour
coordinated toy was a good idea. That is the story one is sticking with at any
rate... OK it was more one had it in the hand and wandered into the bedroom and
thought, oh that will match J
So how did it feel you may be wondering? Ah well... large is
a very good description. The only trouble... if that is the right word... was
that due to its shape the arse sucked it in faster than it could adjust to the
girth. The sheer amount of pull that sphincter muscle can exert is staggering.
In fact at one point one had to haul the damn thing out to give it time to adjust
to the girth.
It's quite disturbing how the body will quite happily hurt
itself given the right toy. Honestly one has always laid claim to being a bit more
masochistic that some, but one is starting to suspect that some body parts are
actually more masochistic than others... oh the folly of newly rediscovered
youth J
Once in it was surprisingly comfortable. The comfort was partly
due to the shape with the smaller neck and partly due to the material being not
as ridged as some things. In fact one lay there quite relaxed and happy while
He nipped around taking photos...
Far more than were needed...
So the upshot of all of this...
It was a surprisingly comfortable, large toy. It is well
worth the money if you are looking for an addition to your toy box... and can
stop your partner from running away at the sight of it in real life. It might
not be first date material, but maybe second or third... with the right person J
2 comments:
LOL: It's red so it will go faster...
I honestly stared at that sentence for like two minutes trying to figure out what "red" was code for. Yes, I am a bit too tired today.
Nice review that I will not be sharing with H. ;)
LOL You know one is starting to suspect that some of you use the reviews here as a sort of "what not to wear guide" :D
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