Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Love lost and found

Belonging to a family commonly known as juicers (due to the action they perform) this toy is made of Pyrex and has an insertable length of 18cm (7"). Now Pyrex/ glass toys are fabulous things. The material makes them very hard to break and capable of being moulded into interesting textural shapes and designs. They can be heated, chilled and best of all thrown in a dishwasher afterwards.

The pros:
  • Virtually indestructible
  • Easy to clean 

The cons:
  • Quite heavy for its size
  • The material is ridged so some care needs to be exercised with them 

This toy has sat in the toy box, well one of them, for maybe... five years? Tucked in its gold coloured tubing, safe, sound and largely forgotten about... as toys are want to do around here. Honestly with that many toys it is easy to do, but tonight it was proudly pulled out to the bright lights. Right before it was shoved into another dark place...

All one can say is where have you been all these years? And why didn't we meet sooner? He's been keeping us apart... peers around and furtively whispers mean bastard.
Honestly there are no words to describe how good that toy felt shove in one's arse and being slowly turned around and around. The arse is sitting here smiling just thinking about it...
Sighs of course it will probably never see it again... He now knows that it works L


Apsara said...

I have never seen a toy like that. I kind of want to try it... Your description makes it even more appealing despite how scary it looks.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, that looks great. I have this one http://www.amazon.com/Don-Wand-Glass-Pleasure-Crank/dp/B0019LRIN6 but it suffers from having the handle too close to the axis, making it difficult to turn in a controlled manner. The look of that one makes me suspect that it would be much better!