A question for the gods

Why is it that you expedite the slutty dress and bras through the post and leave the shoes, which one actually needs to go with a dress for the work Christmas party, in some port on the other side of the world?

Why???!!!!

It's not, as He suggested, 'cos the gods are his people

Nor is it luck... HIs other pet theory

And it is not that the universe wants one to be more slutty... you just know where that suggestion came from don't you?

Mutters you know for such a rational person so many of His suggestions seem to rely on mythical agents