Attraction

Most species spend time attracting a mate and how some of them go about reproducing with that mate is intriguing. Oddly enough though, some of the most fascinating reproducers are plants. Often when you put them under a UV light, their petals fluoresce like landing strips to guide some poor insect to their most intimate parts. Now for those of you who are wondering why we are skipping down the path of biology, there is a reason...

It's linked to that damn bikini and the lack of Vit. D. Or rather, the suggestion that one gets out in the sun. Not having been in sun for nearly 17 years... well He prefers his women pale and interesting... it has been something of a shock to get a tan.

See this is one of those situations where sometime your preferences as an owner get overridden by medical considerations. Strange how that kind of shit never gets talked about when people are thumping their masterly chests proclaiming that they don't compromise. Everyone everywhere compromises sometimes. But this is not what this is about...

In this climate a tan is unavoidable even with only 20 minutes two or three times a week. Fortunately one doesn't burn, but rather one goes a pleasant shade of golden brown. A fact that He noticed as one was in the bathroom, pointing out that one was getting a distinct bikini bottom.

Looking in the mirror one had a small revelation. That tan line has formed two distinct triangles front and back. Triangles that stand out like large arrows pointing to a target...

Arrows that make very good targets in their own right...

And He thinks they will be fun to colour in

No good is going to come of this...

Mutters forget worrying about skin cancer. He is a far more clear and present danger