Sunday, November 17, 2013

The Zimmer frame wars

Slowly they shuffled forward, inch by painful inch, both with grim determination and purpose. Until finally the inevitable happened; they met in the middle where they stood glaring at each other, unable to get past.
You back up.
No, you have more room to turn.

Hearing this one trotted down to see what was going on...
Two Zimmer frames at an impasse was what was going on. Dear gods they could see each other coming down the length of the bloody hallway. They had to wait until they reached the middle?

This slavery shit sucks! Where's the kneeling at His feet, the sexual usury... the hot and heady glamour that is portrayed in photos? Parent minding was not on any of those lists you see floating around the net.
Mentally adds no parents to the ideal master list...

5 comments:

ancilla_ksst said...

I'm guessing Zimmer frames are walkers?

Parent minding, laundry, dirty dishes... so many things that should not be on a slave's fantasy to do list, right?

Master's piece said...

Yes only in this case they have wheels, which seem to add to the obstacles rather than make their passage smoother. Mind you it could be the drivers...

Maybe there's a slave light option that no one has told us about

ancilla_ksst said...

Oh yes- the slavery light is called cyber slavery/LDR/weekend submissive/part time bottom. It's very popular. You only have to do it when you show up on camera or are in the mood for playtime. Otherwise you are living your life.

To me the trade off isn't worth it though, not having the same structures in place all the time. We actually tried it right at first when we were just dipping our toes in, then there was the matter of the dishes... well, and it just didn't work to be part time.

understandingflutterby said...

I know I shouldn't, but I'm laughing so much at this. Parental types really do take some handling *sigh*

Flip x

Master's piece said...

I know I shouldn't, but I'm laughing so much at this.

You and every other person dealing with aging parents one suspects :/