It did however, make one think that it might be a fun meme
to pass around... A day in the life of...
So here is what a typical Wednesday looks like round here
6 am The alarm goes off with unrelenting urgency and an
escalation of sound, as fingers frantically fumble around searching for the
bloody off switch
6.05 One small and bleary eyed slave shuffles out in the
general direction of coffee
6.12 Finds one small (and still bleary) slave sipping coffee
and proof reading the days blog post... it does nothing towards improving grammatical
errors, but it does give time for the eyes to stop trying to squeeze out the
bright morning light... before posting it
6.30 Breakfast of sausages, eggs and toast is under way
while one rips apart and rinses off the four lettuces that will make up the
basis of an assortment of salads over the coming days, clean off a packet bean
sprouts and make a packed lunch for one
7 am Breakfast is served followed by cleaning up the kitchen
before jumping in the shower and getting dressed for work
7.45 Evacuate the premises to go to work, putting on makeup
as He drives along
8.30 Start work which is interspersed with lunch and two
snacks until the finish of the day at 5.30 and wait for the bus
6.45 pm Arrive home, haul off the uniform and heat up some
chicken saag and vegetables for dinner before changing into gym gear
7.30 Hit the gym for an hour of weights followed by a quick
10 minute run
840 Run home narrowly missing yet another bloody shower
8 45 Haul off the wet gym gear and scarf down a couple of
passion fruit, some low fat cheese and some spicy chorizo as it is being cooked
ready for His breakfast while flicking through Fet
9 pm Put a load of dishes in to soak while having a shower
before doing them
930 Make Him breakfast and pack his lunch before cleaning up the kitchen once more
10.30 Feed the cat who can no longer be ignored as it tries
to rip down the back door and totter off to bed
Tomorrow will look depressingly similar except it will start
with coffee before running at 6.30 am until 7.00 and coming home to cook breakfast for one and wash, rinse, repeat... without
the weights at night... which will leave more time for cooking food
It's completely glamorous isn't it? J
3 comments:
Wait, where is the being chained in the corner for hours and stuff? Fantasies dashed...
Christ who has time for that malarky... though it does sound very relaxing...
Is He doing it wrong again?
Please say yes :D
I thought it sounded relaxing too, especially if there is a good book involved. And some coffee.
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