Joy sucker!

He wandered into the bedroom as one was settling in for the night and asked do you love me?

Yes

How much?

Lots and lots

Would you do anything for me?

Nope!

Well, that isn't very nice He said, sounding hurt

Don't have to. Been reading on Fet and it says that not having limits is wrong, and dangerous, and not very smart and will ultimately lead to you being an axe murderer... or worse

I can fix that He replied

How?

Oh not them. You being on the net

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Bastard!