It started over something silly...
As stupid things often do...
And culminated with Him not only getting into, but doing up,
one small slave's new jeans...
Just to prove that He could
It left one with the disturbing realisation that one is in
danger of ending up with a super skinny partner... yanno the kind that always
make you look and feel fatter than you are
Mind you the thought did flit across the mind that when the
jeans are just out of the wash He could stretch them out a bit first...
What do you reckon the chances are of Him doing something
helpful like that are?
Sighs oh well it was just a thought...
NB On reading this He said no because he would be too thin
in a couple of weeks to be able to stretch them...
Bitch!
3 comments:
Lol!
I have been accused of attempting to keep my husband weighing more than me...Apparently, he found it quite an offensive and obnoxious habit when I was pregnant...
I admit nothing!
Take up baking as a hobby? "Look, Master... cookies!"
LOL you girls are sooo bad :D
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