Friday, April 26, 2013

Is nothing sacred?

You know it is sometimes amazing how far He will go to prove one wrong...
It started over something silly...
As stupid things often do...
And culminated with Him not only getting into, but doing up, one small slave's new jeans...
Just to prove that He could

It left one with the disturbing realisation that one is in danger of ending up with a super skinny partner... yanno the kind that always make you look and feel fatter than you are
Mind you the thought did flit across the mind that when the jeans are just out of the wash He could stretch them out a bit first...
What do you reckon the chances are of Him doing something helpful like that are?
Sighs oh well it was just a thought...


NB On reading this He said no because he would be too thin in a couple of weeks to be able to stretch them...
Bitch!

3 comments:

lil said...

Lol!
I have been accused of attempting to keep my husband weighing more than me...Apparently, he found it quite an offensive and obnoxious habit when I was pregnant...
I admit nothing!

ancilla_ksst said...

Take up baking as a hobby? "Look, Master... cookies!"

Master's piece said...

LOL you girls are sooo bad :D