Squirrels ahoy

He stumbled out into the evening light... sleepy, half awake and in fact only awake because of a massive downpour that occurred just as one had left the gym. You know one is starting to suspect the weather waits until one is about to exit that place before opening up the flood gates. Mind you as a positive side of this, one is getting much faster on the run home... nothing like a little incentive K

After He had pottered around for a while, having decided it wasn't worth going back to bed for the half hour that remained, one small slave pounced...

So, you ready to try on your t-shirt yet?

I am not going to encourage the petty, spiteful behaviour of my slave by trying on that t-shirt He replied, sounding all dignified from his high road

Sighs sometimes one does think it is a shame He reads the blog so diligently...

Mutters you wait, that bloody t-shirt is going to sit in the cupboard unworn for another 15 years, this time because it is too big...