Fatal attraction

For the record there is something worse than coming back from your first 5km run and seeing Him coast over the crest of the hill on his way home. That's actually finding Him home already...

Oopsie... small shame face

He was... remarkably understanding and one was still in time to take off his shoes...

Of course being Scorpio He just had to get in a few jabs...

Well I'm glad you have found something you love now that you no longer find me attractive He remarked

Umm... you ain't that skinny yet

You can feel my hip bones He said, sounding mildly miffed

Yes, but you have to feel for them. They are a long way from being jutting, jabby things

Oh they have just done a study (He said changing the subject slightly) and found that when women are showed pictures of naked men and asked to rate how attractive they found them, the women rated those with larger penises as more attractive. So much for a good sense of humour, He added

Well let's be honest we were designed to procreate. You are going to want the best junk available...

Or nice eyes He carried on

Yeah, but in fairness those things probably are important... they are going to get your junk viewed. Women don't usually see men naked off the bat

They do these days He said. Just think about online He added

And one did think about it... all those cock shots that we have seen and loved...

Oh wait... generally we don't. In fact we usually complain about them or laugh. Hmm... Maybe all those men weren't wrong and maybe we are just kidding ourselves...

Or maybe the penises weren't big enough to make the man attractive J