Sunday, May 12, 2013

God dodging

So, you going to worship me, He enquired from the study after reading yesterdays post
The only thing being worshiped today is a bed and maybe some paracetamol. The loose collection of symptoms of the last week has coalesced slowly, but surely, into a chest infection. No surprises there, but it will be interesting to see if all the running pays off.
You know I think you mock your god sometimes was His despairing reply
Yeah well that whole getting dressed thing killed the mystique. Generally when a god appears they are fully clothed... the whole thing's a bit more tah-dah!
Oh I'll appear... the next time you have a shower
Needless to say one small and frankly very sick slave took great care to shower while He slept. In fact there was a lot more avoidance through sleep perpetrated for large chunks of the day.

Wonders quietly if He is a vengeful god...
'Cos at some stage there will be a miraculous recovery...
Sanctuary? Has anyone found that damned sanctuary yet?

4 comments:

Storm said...

I have a small space under the fridge...But it's merits are debatable--there are screws sticking out, and really, it's more like some kind of animal trap than anything else...

I betcha the running pays off.
Hope you feel better soon.

Master's piece said...

Well the location is excellent being near a food source... it might do in a pinch :D

ancilla_ksst said...

Hiding in the bed does me no good at all, but the threat of imminent barfing usually keeps my god well away.

Master's piece said...

Sighs unfortunately He seems to find the wracking cough... strangely alluring :(