What is it with the modern work place that we are so
understaffed that sick people can't actually take off their accrued sick days?
He has weeks worth racked up and some of the girls at work have months of it.
One small slave staggered back to work. It was not exactly a
triumphant return, though the errant work colleague has returned from her trip
completely determined to go back there. They had a fabulous time J
She, ever tongue in cheek, bought one back a picture frame from
Universal Studios. Her thought being that one could put a picture in it for Him...
Umm... don't think she quite realises what type of pictures He takes. Or maybe
she does...
The thing is though that one doesn't own a single picture,
not even of Him. Personally one has always been loath to have them... it's a
unique combination of being quite camera phobic and not having family. The
thought always was if one died some random stranger would probably have to go
through them and throw them out. It always seemed a bit pointless having them.
But as it stands if He was to suddenly drop dead there would
be no pictures of him. Except for those rather scary baby photos His mother
insists on hanging in her hallway. Oh and His (and his siblings) graduation
photos that peer at you all bright and beamish from her lounge room walls. What is it with those sorts of pictures?
Honestly one doesn't understand it at all. But then one was
brought up with nice solid English pastoral scenes depicted in oils and equal
numbers of pictures of the Queen and God. So it was obvious to the casual
observer that one was not favoured over the other.
Of course at home with the parental units no wall was wasted
with art when it could be covered with a book case or some bit of Chinese pottery
or porcelain. Sighs no wonder one is inclined to nudes... it was the only way
to offset such an upbringing.
So yes... maybe it is time to shove Him in front of the
camera for a change...
There's a nifty stool that He could be tied to...
'Cos like most keen amateur photographers He is camera shy
too
Why is it that in this relationship one of the camera phobes
gets shoved in front of the camera regardless while the other...
Oh, yes, of course...
Silly slave
3 comments:
How about a picture of the two of you together?
First, let me say that i think you would make a fabulous attraction at Universal Studios. I'd pay to see it :)
And Secondly? Here, Here to pictures of him! Although I suggest that if you do manage to get him tied to the chair, you leave him tied to the chair. He has shown a wildly overgrown penchant for retaliation. Even I can see it, way over here in Universal Studios.
@Sarah Well we could do that we have all the equipment... it's just that... well one suspects it may not be anything that could be shown to well... anyone who isn't a reader of the blog :D
@themonkey Writes in secret slave ink... now all one has to do is coax Him onto the stool and His arse will be... Hmm... probably after one small slaves. Sighs you may be right... too risky
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