Saturday, May 11, 2013

The god complex

Or texts from the edge...

Waking up to a bad head, blocked nose and a throat that felt like razor blades were still firmly lodged in there one did the sensible thing and sent Him a text...
Lift please please
No prob look fwd to seeing u
You are a god
Kneel b4 me and worship

Why is it all paths round here lead to one small slave being on her knees? Honestly between work (where some fool designer left a three inch gap under all the stands that everything rolls under) and home, one spends more time on them than seemly L And why does a confirmed atheist seem so at home with the title of god? That first one was more rhetorical in nature, but the other one seemed worthy of asking...

To which He replied all gods are created by people worshiping them.
So you're saying that this is all one's fault?
I am your creation He replied, flashing that almost lupine smile
And on that unsettling note He resumed getting dressed. An act that one was somewhat relieved to note still required Him to put on trousers one leg at a time.

4 comments:

ancilla_ksst said...

I love the ending.

The first part reminds me of a conversation Master and I had today, although he didn't claim to be a god. He didn't claim not to be a god either. Now it's starting to sound like a favorite book opener...

ancilla_ksst said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_Light

This book.

Turfdawg82 said...

I am going to say that logic of his is unarguable. He has a concrete point this time.

Master's piece said...

@ancilla_ksst That looks like an interesting read... will add it to the book list.

@Turfdawg82 Et tu, Brute?