Weaponised logic

Plans for the day of the birthday were being discussed...

It falls on a regular gaming day you see...

So one small slave was breaking it to Him, gently, that there might be less gaming than normal. After all it was one's birthday; a day off gaming would be nice. OK the tone might have been less conciliatory than it could have been... suggestions that He might like to make one happy may have been used.

Ah, but what makes you happy is making me happy He replied. Nothing else comes close to that happiness...

The voice continued with that slightly hypnotic rhythm...

In fact if you listened, you could almost hear "these are not the droids you are looking for"...

Sighs fucking Jedi mind tricks...