Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Broken English

May one go to the bathroom please?
After thinking about it for an age, mostly to hear one beg, He agreed. Do be careful though He admonished, we can't afford another toilet.
The plugs only do that when they have been worn for a while. Right now everything is too swollen and abraded for it to shoot out like that.
So I just need to keep using it repeatedly in between jamming it back in He said
That's what you got from that conversation?
Well yes He said, sounding surprised that one wasn't on the same page as him
Sighs this is the communication stuff that they don't tell you about... when one of you speaks a different language


ancilla_ksst said...

Well, THAT was certainly a danger of butt plugs no one warned me about. I'll have to be careful, don't want a cracked pot.

Master's piece said...

Yes its not like it's written on any warning label. A clear oversight on somebody's part obviously :)