Thank you, thank you very much

As one has mentioned before, work does produce some sterling t-shirts for one to wear. The cosmetic houses are the worst with their fondness for bold slogans screaming words like jumbo, extreme, volumising and collagen inject emblazoned in large print across rather small spaces. They are words that take on a new meaning when stretched across DD breasts. Our parent company usually produces rather sedate offerings by comparison... well except for that time when they put a bull's eye on one's chest... quite literally. That was a bit of a traffic stopper.

Today work went all out and produced a rather figure forming... read skin tight... t-shirt advertising its charity and one was elected our ambassador to wear it. In other words the work colleagues all looked at it and said that won't fit me and shoved one and the offending article into the lunch room to try it on. It's a bit like being Cinderella... or rather her shoe. Things are passed around until they find a home.

It certainly made a bold statement... just not quite sure it got the message across that the company was aiming for...

There one was on the bus travelling home with the little bus friend and there was this gentleman who kept swivelling around in his seat trying to attract our attention. Personally one ignored him figuring he was trying to attract her attention and she ignored him 'cos well let's be honest, no good ever comes from making eye contact on a bus...

They want to talk to you or worse, sell you their religion.

After several kilometres of this he finally went to get off at his stop pausing to share how much he loved the t-shirt...

Unfortunately he was at the other end of the bus when he chose to do this.

Showing Him the t-shirt in all its glory when one got home, he stared at it for a minute reading the words stretched across it and said...

Well, they are more like twins than sisters

Everyone's a fucking comedian :(