Sunday, April 28, 2013

Fatal attraction

For the record there is something worse than coming back from your first 5km run and seeing Him coast over the crest of the hill on his way home. That's actually finding Him home already...
Oopsie... small shame face
He was... remarkably understanding and one was still in time to take off his shoes...

Of course being Scorpio He just had to get in a few jabs...
Well I'm glad you have found something you love now that you no longer find me attractive He remarked
Umm... you ain't that skinny yet
You can feel my hip bones He said, sounding mildly miffed
Yes, but you have to feel for them. They are a long way from being jutting, jabby things

Oh they have just done a study (He said changing the subject slightly) and found that when women are showed pictures of naked men and asked to rate how attractive they found them, the women rated those with larger penises as more attractive. So much for a good sense of humour, He added
Well let's be honest we were designed to procreate. You are going to want the best junk available...
Or nice eyes He carried on
Yeah, but in fairness those things probably are important... they are going to get your junk viewed. Women don't usually see men naked off the bat
They do these days He said. Just think about online He added

And one did think about it... all those cock shots that we have seen and loved...
Oh wait... generally we don't. In fact we usually complain about them or laugh. Hmm... Maybe all those men weren't wrong and maybe we are just kidding ourselves...
Or maybe the penises weren't big enough to make the man attractive J

6 comments:

ancilla_ksst said...

It's not easy to take a good cock picture. Most of them are rather gross or amusing, but I have seen a few good ones.

Master's piece said...

And what made them good... exactly? And did it make the men more attractive? Keen minds need to know :D

ancilla_ksst said...

Eh, I don't care about the men- I already got one.

As far as the pictures, good background, good focus, decent lighting, no weird shapes to the thing. A pretty girl with her mouth on it... that kind of thing.

I have a link for you...

https://fetlife.com/users/1570082/pictures/18521273

sinister_ali said...

I dont run but me and my dog boo can take some long hikes with master Rick.

Master's piece said...

@ancill_ksst Now she has a nice arse ;)

@sinister_ali Trail hiking and for that matter running are excellent forms of exercise that use the whole leg and foot. Not to mention they engage the mind as well :D

sinister_ali said...

master rick enjoys hiking with me and my boo. he also likes when i flash the camera along the trials. :-p