Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Conduct unbecoming

We were driving to dinner and His finger slowly inched up the leg. Under the dress and along the inner thigh it slid. Inch by inch it crept until it finally reached its destination. There was a gasp of disbelief.
You're not wearing any underpants He exclaimed in mock surprise.
There isn't enough room in this dress for oneself and underpants.
Mutters it is very form fitting and clingy and who wants a VPL?

Oh and while we are on the topic of that dress. When a girl, who is 162.5 cm (barely 5.3 and a bit), is peering up into her shoe cupboard going there is a pair of royal blue pumps in here somewhere, while uttering plaintive cries of help, sitting in your chair laughing, while watching her feeble attempts to reach them, is not very gentlemanly either. 


ancilla_ksst said...

And here I thought you were going to be telling the story of pinching his nipple as a lesson in "conduct unbecoming a slave".

Master's piece said...

Oh hell no. There are very strict rules about causing Him pain and to be honest... peers around furtively and whispers, taking advice from nzrubber is not a good idea

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