Sunday, September 1, 2013

Duly noted

What do you think is the most attractive outfit for a woman to wear to bed He asked out of the blue, while casually sipping a drink
Umm... an oven mitt one hazarded wildly. 
No, He said, sounding slightly exasperated that one wasn't playing the game properly.
Oooh, oooh, it's one of those nighties you see with the cute animals and saccharine slogans on them.
Er... no. The only people who like them are women He said, sounding slightly repulsed.
Tiring of the guessing game one conceded to having no idea.

It's two piece pyjamas He replied. 
The look of disbelief must have been evident in the furrowed brow one turned in His direction. Why?
Men consider them cute He said, sounding more than a little bemused as well. They don't want sexy or frills or even naked.
In what fucking universe are PJ's sexy?
I don't know He said sounding mournful. And I don't know what was wrong with the men who answered the survey that came up with those results either.

Well one is prepared to buy some. We can experiment...
Well don't spend too much on them He said. I'd hate for you to waste money on something that is probably going to end up on the floor destroyed.
You know one could be wrong here, but one deeply suspects that the destruction is not going to be brought about by the throes of passion.
Mutters at least not positive sexual kind...

1 comment:

ancilla_ksst said...

Not around our house, it isn't the sexiest bed attire, only a concession to a freezing winter bedroom.
The answer is a leather collar, perhaps cuffs.