Thursday, March 27, 2014

Born to run



People often seem to have all sorts of concerns about wearing their collars in public. Personally one has had all sorts of fun with the damn thing. As a rule people fall into two camps; those who recognise it for what it is and those who don't. Of course there are those who fall somewhere outside of those lines... the one's who joke with only hazy ideas of what it is
Today was one of those people...

A gentleman walks into the shop looking for a good quality magnesium supplement. In this climate, particularly if you work outdoors, it's an essential thing if you don't want to be woken up in the middle of the night in excruciating agony as the muscle contract in spasms.  So we chit chat, swap stories about the pain and why one particular product is better than the others, have a couple of laughs and then he turns around and says....
So do they tie you up at night with that (indicating the collar)?

See round here people are pretty brazen. They are not content with dying of curiosity; they will come right out and ask about it... in a roundabout way... usually sexual
Smiling sweetly at the glimmer of mischief mingled with avid curiosity shining in his eyes one retorted...
Of course. Natural born runner. It's the only way to guarantee one will be there in the morning.
He went the most charming shade of pink under his deep tan. 

Whispers sometimes getting the answer is not as gratifying as you imagined :D

3 comments:

mc kitten said...

lol, good answer!

ancilla_ksst said...

That's great! I'm always amazed that so many people recognize it as a collar there.

Master's piece said...

Honestly one suspects that round here is the kink capital for the South East. And since being moved to health, one encounters a lot more men than one did in cosmetics and they are, statistically speaking, porn watchers so...
Women will just compliment the piece or ask how it closes. Men on the other hand are less interested in the pretty and more about the graphic visuals :)