Monday, March 17, 2014

Important questions



Tomorrow one small slave is getting strapped into a heart monitor to find out why the damn thing keeps trying to act like it is running a marathon, when in reality it is curled up on the couch. The trouble is the people who man the reception never give you the information you actually need. Oh they smile at you sweetly and say don't use any moisturiser and you won't be able to shower while you are wearing it...
And may one just take a moment to say uggghhhh!!! to that in this climate
...but they never mention the important things...

Are you allowed to have sex while strapped in one of those things? 'Cos that would make for some interesting readings. Hmmm... better make sure we get in an orgasm or two just in case.
Are you able to wear a bra while in that? DD breasts are not meant to on the loose except for special events... see above
What the fuck are you supposed to wear? 'Cos most of the clothing these days has room for one person, not something strapped to that...
Oh wait, maybe one of His t-shirts would do
Scampers off to inspect His wardrobe... he's got some new ones :D

2 comments:

mc kitten said...

eeep! good luck!

Master's piece said...

Oh let's not panic yet :D