Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Creative idea #3

More from Mr. Creativity

We are in the produce section of the supermarket and He turns around and asks what vegetable do you use for sore puffy eyes? Usually cucumbers one replies, distracted at that moment by blueberries. Clicking back into the conversation with undivided attention the connection is made. Jamming a cucumber up there is not going to make it all better. How do you know comes the calm reply? A nice soothing cucumber might be just what your arse needs... I’ll even peel it. What that poor little orifice needs is for Him to stay the fuck away from it...

5 comments:

Dina said...

~sage-nods at the last sentence~

Oh, yes. That is definitely happening. Not.

Claire said...

ROFLMFAO!!!

Ms D

xantu said...

Cough, choke... ah, um... ahem. Wipes the spray of computer screen. Usually cucumbers... muahahahaha.

Biddable said...

I see a new fetish:

L&L is into shoving cucumbers down the rabbit hole

Dina said...

Correction, that's rabid hole. ;)