Today

For the first time there is an autumnal feel on the air. There is that wonderful promise of cool weather to come. It makes you think, not of woolly jumpers or roaring fires (though in truth there are places in Queensland that do warrant them), but of sex. The kind of sex that dare not speak its name in our summer. Unfortunately it is also the time of year that one starts to eye off the costumes, that He is so fond of, hanging there in mute threat. Sighs may one just take a moment to say that satin maids costumes are only sexy for the voyeur and those cute petticoats are scratchy.